February 2012
271 posts
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Crossing Out
(tw: death, suicide, self-harm)
My little sister is dead and they want me to get over it.
And they keep saying that there are stages of grief and that I’ll recover, but no, Everything about recovery after someone dies is complete bullshit when its all your fault.
Even if it wasnt directly my fault.
It was all my fault.
My little sister was murdered because of me and they tell me I need to get...
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Feeling anxious again
My ex is STILL emailing me.
He sent me a link the other day, of the nostalgia critic reviewing Disney movies. Our conversation:
Him: Just thought you might wanna watch it. http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/specials/33906-disneycember-part-16
Me: STOP EMAILING ME.
Him: Oh, but he reviews tangled!
Me: STOP EMAILING ME.
Him: Why? I mean...
scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what
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bittergrapes:
This is fun and I don’t feel like going to bed yet! Take advantage of my drunkenness!
Not drunk, but this would be fun.
Do you think Jason Derulo announces his name in...
Starbucks employee: grande caramel frapp for--
JD: JASON DERULOOOO
Rihanna: Oh na na, what's my--
JD: JASON DERULOOO
Edward Cullen: Say it. Out loud.
JD: JASON DERULOOO
Harry Potter: He's back. You-Kno--
JD: JASOOOOON DEEERUUUUUULOOOOOOOO
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Woohoo With A Teacher
simsgonewrong-storytime:
As a joke, when I was younger, I made my school teacher (an old woman) marry an attractive young man with a mohawk. They hadn’t had sex before they got married, so on their wedding night, I decided to make them ‘Woohoo’. It did the little cutscene, and then, just as they’d finished and got out of bed, the man died. Just like that. I still to this day do not know why.
simsgonewrong-storytime:
I used to play the Malfoy family all the time, and have Bellatrix, Voldemort, and Snape live with them. Well, Voldemort and Snape were in a relationship, and Bellatrix and Draco were in a relationship. Bellatrix and Draco got married, and Voldemort attended their wedding, and danced the night away with Snape. Later on, Bellatrix and Draco had a baby. And guess who would...
badlydrawnhungergames:
Request- Same here Phynnik.
Ramblings Of A Geeky Bitch: FANDOM EDITION: Are... →
reptiliannes:
girlsbydaylight:
pearlo:
stickthisbig:
imafangirlnotadoctor:
A - Your current OTP
B - A pairing you initially didn’t consider but someone changed your mind
C - A pairing you have never liked and probably never will
D - A pairing you wish…
badlydrawnhungergames:
“Whoops, sorry,” I said politely as I pillaged my way with a baseball bat on fire into the theatre on March 23rd.
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so I wonder what it's like for their kids
Daughter: But Mom I'm too lazy to clean my r-
Katniss: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE
Katniss: I HAD TO KILL CHILDREN
Katniss: SO I THINK THAT YOU CAN
Daughter: Mom you always pull this speech on-
Katniss: CLEAN YOUR GODDAMN ROOM
Peeta: ALSO
Peeta: YOUR MOM DID IT ALL FOR THE GAMES
Peeta: SOMETIMES I WANT TO CHOKE HER OUT OF NOWHERE
Daughter: Dad why are you even-
Peeta: MY LEG IS GONEEEEEEEEEEEE.
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the-rusting-marionette:
Have I mentioned that I secretly ship Flame Princess and Finn the Human? I personally find it an exquisite and adorable pairing. I actually prefer Marceline with Princess Bubblegum.
SAME THING HERE
except not secretly
My ipod lock screen is of marceline and pb
and my home screen is FP and Finn
You + _______ = cute couple.
iagonolikecrackers:
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What page is that quote about how “the salt reminded me of my tears” on?
In which book?
Reblog if you love to write.
Whether it be fanfiction, original stories, drabbles, songs, poems, books, or anything that has to do with creative words, then reblog. Let’s gather all the writers of Tumblr together.
thefloatinglatternsgleam asked: This in regards to the Brave confession. XP I don't have a problem with short people at all but pretty much all the disney princesses(excluding Aurora) is pretty short and so I've been extremely insecure/self-conscious of my height for most my life. Especially since all my favorites seemed to be the shorter princesses. That's what I meant, no disrespect to anyone short. :)
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Me: You have to read The Hunger Games! Seriously it's amazing!
Person: What's it about?
Me: Children fighting to the death on live television.
Person:
Me:
Person:
Me:
Person: Is there anything happy in it?
Me:
Person:
Me:
Person:
Me: There's a love story in there somewhere.
Person:
Me: But basically everyone dies.
Person:
Me: Read it!
The last GIF in your folder with words are your...
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Submitted by: Anon
welp
seem appropriate. Now i just need to know how i died.
well okay then